What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:06
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do many men like women's breasts?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.